i've been running for 6 years with a great group of people in waterloo canada.this blog describes my races, my reflections as i build strength, speed and confidence and acts as a record of my achievements, my disappointments and all the great stuff along the way.
Sunday, January 20, 2013
pleasure yourself - endorphins are better than crack
here are 5 reasons why endorphins are better than crack.
1. all natural, baby – no need
for nasty chemicals. all you need is sweat. once you’re glistening and glowing,
there is no better feeling in the world.
2. cheaper than a 2 bit crack
ho – why pay out for something you can get for free, over and over and over. mmm.
fuckable…healthy and confident with a voracious appetite for life. that’s way
sexier than some scrawny, stringy chick with no teeth, yeah?
4. way better gear…sleek lycra,
bright colours, form-fitting clothes, cool gadgets, great shoes, knee high
socks.hahaha. ok maybe not so much – run geek chic is pretty hawt though bc of
whose wearing it. what’s not to like? crack junkies only have a skanky,
resin-crusted pipe that goes along with the mouth sores…yum.
5. upward spiral – you work hard,
feel strong, look great, feel great and the positivity self-perpetuates. with
crack, the only way is down – nothing matters but that one time hit-it consumes
you and spits you out.
though, we all make choices. I’ve made lots of horrible ones…but sometimes I
make a good one and it even sticks…well-the high i get keeps me coming back for
since you can’t always run or exercise, you don’t have to give up your high.
According to Alan Parker, there are five other natural ways to stimulate an
wonder if you canOD on endorphins? i don't think so... well, you'll have to excuse me now, all this pleasuring talk has made me crave...acupunture...? umm no...must be spicy food, yes. that's it.